i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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