I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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