i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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