Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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