remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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