I heard we made out
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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