I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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