that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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