he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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