You made me cry and you don't even care
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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