Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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