Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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