North Korea, Best Korea!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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