Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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