Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
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Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I can't put those talents on a resume
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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