The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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