I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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