Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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