Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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