it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
