About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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