Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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