so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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