Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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