i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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