No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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