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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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