scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do vagina's smell?
It was confusing and full of hummus
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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