Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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