Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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