You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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