just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
