im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
