I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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