so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
love makes seman taste better
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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