My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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