Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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