Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we're making bets on your personal life
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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