Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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