At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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