Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Randomize
