you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.