You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes