covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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