He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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