I cockslap morals
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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