Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
No stitches, just platelets and will power
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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