how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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