Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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