So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize