Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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