just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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