It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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