called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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