it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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