I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Enjoy the penises
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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