gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.